The hits just keep coming... literally.

Back in June, the not-so-acclaimed director of the films Alone in the Dark, Bloodrayne and House of the Dead, Uwe Boll, issued a challenge to all the critics of his films: put your fist where your mouth is. No joke. He seriously challenged those who professionally or semi-professionally write about how bad his movies are to fight him in a boxing match. Wow, Uwe, you are too cool for school. Oh yeah, don't forget to tell them that you have some actual boxing experience, Uwe, because only pansies bring a knife to a knife fight. Four critics took the challenge, and one by one they were dropped to the canvas; thus proving that even the biggest hacks in Hollywood can have heavy hands. Don't believe me, check out the video for yourself.

Maybe you haven't seen any of Boll's movies so you're wondering why you should hate him so much. Well folks, again, I have the answer. Check out the following video that features audio clips from the man himself during the audio commentary for Alone in the Dark. Just stick with it, the last 30 seconds are probably the best.

I know what you're thinking right now, and yes, I would box Uwe Boll, but only if they let me bring one of those giant Q-tips from "American Gladiators."

Check back for more horror stuff later this week!